...who's the dumbest of them all?We really are doomed. The daily menu of news seems to consist of the following rickety choice of two: a) the economic crisis b) Cheryl Cole. It's up to you to work out the most attractive option. Just look at today's Mirror's online main headline "CHERYL'S SEX SECRET- Sex makes me happy, says the stunning X-Factor judge" with, added, "click here for the full incredible story". A shocking revelation, I bet you're thinking just that. One that deserve the top priority news spot so much so that if an alien landed here today to check on the 'credit crisis' he'd heard about back in Jupiter he'd tell us that, quite frankly, we deserve it.
On a different note, if I was Cheryl Cole I'd be seriously crapping myself with fear. Like Katona, Goody, Jordan, Britney, Charlotte Church and any 'beloved' celebrity that enjoyed such levels of press devotion and pampering before her, the British press is uniquely perverse in the way they shove you from dizzy heights to destruction in the space of weeks.
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