Monday, September 28, 2009

"Have asylum seekers had sex with your house?"

"Have the French given the Royal Family cancer?"..."Could the Poles impregnate house prices?"..."Could Alistair Darling give your mortgage diabetes?"..."Could Facebook have sex with your pets?"..."Have gypsies stolen the identity of England?"

These and others can be found at the genius Daily Mail-o-matic, an automatic generator of Daily Mail headlines.