Friday, February 19, 2010

The Falklands: Littlejohn's wet dream

What a pain in the arse those 'yuman rites'. If only we could just bomb the shit of another country, Littlejohn fantasises.

Look at him. Richard Littlejohn in the Daily Mail drooling over the dream of a great BRITISH war part two:
"Twenty-eight years ago, 255 British servicemen gave their lives to liberate the islands after General Galtieri's invasion. Mrs Thatcher's campaign was our last great imperial adventure. Could we do it again? Although the Falklands are far better defended than they were in 1982, all the evidence suggests not [...]

Let's imagine Argentina attempted a second invasion. The British garrison would offer fierce resistence. So would the local territorials, Port Stanley's answer to the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. We've also got four fighter planes, one destroyer and one patrol boat stationed in the area".
The man's licking his lips, sweating, his eyeballs popping. Cause for masturbation, surely. Or like Littlejohn himself would probably scribble: 'mas-ter-bay-shun'.

7 comments:

Simon said...

He doesn't even know the name of the capital of the Falklands. It's just Stanley. No Port.

socialist sam said...

Interestingly though, Littlejohn himself wrote that "Mrs Thatcher's campaign was our last great imperial adventure".

I'm old enough to remember the cries of 'loony lefties', 'paranoid' and 'anti-British' when we were denouncing exactly that!

Charlie said...

The fact that Argentina no longer has a very desperate military junta ruling it (and therefore isn't likely to be pouncing on the Falklands anytime soon) seems to have escaped Littlejohn.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

I'm sure Littlejohn (who is a cunt BTW) is planning the war on his Risk board in his Florida pad.

Anita said...

This is what Littlejohn wrote about the Rwandan genocide in 1994. I'm posting this just to give you a better idea of the type of creature we're talking about:

"Does anyone really give a monkey's about what happens in Rwanda? If the Mbongo tribe wants to wipe out the Mbingo tribe then as far as I am concerned that is entirely a matter for them."

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Thanks Anita for an excellent reminder of how much of a shit that vile man is.

Miss Suffragette said...

Hilarious post :), though the article mentioned is not even close.