On yer bike, Tebbit

His bile must be getting to his head.

I don't know what possessed me to take a look at Norman Tebbit's blog, as he still is the most spiteful, homophobic, right-wing politician in the whole history of mainstream British politics.

I knew that the ultra-Thatcherite former Cabinet member was capable of stooping as low as suggesting that gays be barred from holding Government jobs. I knew that he's so paranoid he could probably see a left-wing/masonic/LGB conspiracy in a portion of mashed potatoes.

What I didn't know, however, is that the guy can be so dumb that he can't even read through the crap that he scribbles day in day out on his Telegraph blog.

Check this out. Pointing the finger at New Labour, he wrote:

"Some of them are so sick that they see a paedophile behind every tree, global warming in every sunny day, a potential rapist in every man – and find good livings in the fear and panic businesses".

Now, Tebbit. I'm no fan of New Labour, but -global warming aside- can you not tell that you just listed the most blatant characteristics of the entire Tory press? The Daily Mail and the Daily Express, for instance. Or The Sun. Those newsrooms plastered with posters and icons of good old Maggie, your old master.

Open your eyes and stop talking rubbish, you bitter old man. It is your friends who are turning a wonderful country into a bunch of fearful paranoid hypochondriacs afraid that a paedophile is lurking behind every corner.